Greatly Overdue Movie Reviews

I've got six movies to review.  It's been a while, but I have some good ones in here, so keep reading.

"Battleship":  This movie is the surprise of the bunch.  I had super low expectations, and found that I really, really enjoyed the 2 hours and 11 minutes I spent watching "Battleship".

Taylor Kitsch stars as Alex Hopper, a Navy Lieutenant who never quite manages to realize his full potential.  While participating in Naval exercises, Hopper receives some bad news.  Before he can realize the full implications of that news, the earth is attacked by aliens.  His ship is at the center of the initial wave, and after his captain and first officer dies, Hopper finds himself in command of the only ship left with a chance to stop the aliens before they establish communications and send for reinforcements.

Is the premise a bit far fetched?  Sure is...but it's a fun movie that is decently acted and packed with cool Naval battles.  Liam Neeson plays an Admiral, and as he generally does, Neeson raises the class of the movie just by his sheer presence.  Kitsch is better in "Battleship" than he was in "John Carter" and I think he has a bright future ahead of him.

This is a 4, almost 4.5, star movie.  "Battleship" is a great popcorn eating movie.

"Men in Black 3":  Yes, Agents J (Will Smith) and K (Tommy Lee Jones) are back again, and as good as ever.  I watched this one on my recent trip to Brazil, and was not disappointed.

"Men in Black 3" finds us 14 years after the original "Men in Black".  A ruthless alien that Agent K put away in 1969 has escaped from his prison on the moon, and is looking for revenge.  When the Agents face off against this menace, Agent K suddenly becomes very secretive and protective.  The next day, Agent J wakes up to find that he's the only one at MIB that remembers Agent K.  Deducing that the timeline has been changed, Agent J, with the help of one of the many crazies living in New York, goes back in time to 1969 to find a younger and happier version of Agent K (Josh Brolin).  The two of them have to work together to save the world once again.

I have always liked the "Men in Black" movies.  I find them entertaining first and foremost.  Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones are always a great pair.  The majority of this movie is Will Smith and Josh Brolin, but that's ok.  Brolin does a great job playing a young Tommy Lee Jones. 

"Men in Black 3" kept me laughing and entertained for 2 hours of a 10 hour flight.  For that alone, it gets 4 stars.

"The Muppets":  David became a big fan of The Muppets earlier this year, and he begged me to get "The Muppets" from Netflix.  For those of you who are Muppets fans from way back, this movie will bring back a lot of nostalgia.

The premise is pretty simple.  The Muppets have fallen on hard times.  They aren't relevant any more, and the implication is that kids today have moved beyond the relatively tame comedy that the Muppets bring to the stage.  But, when Walter (a muppet), his brother (Jason Segal) and his girlfriend (Amy Adams) visit The Muppet Studios, hi jinx ensues to bring the Muppets back.

I really enjoyed this movie.  It took me back to when I was a kid...from the opening theme to Rainbow Connection, it was great stuff.  Although Jason Segal is not a great actor, he sings one of the best songs in the movie, asking the eternal question, "Am I a Man or a Muppet"?

This is a 4 star movie...really good stuff!

"The Hunger Games":  I read all the books in "The Hunger Games" trilogy, and while I was disappointed with the 3rd book, this was still a good book series.  I wasn't sure how the series would translate to a movie, so I skipped the theater and waited for the DVD.

In case you aren't familiar with the premise, "The Hunger Games" is set some time in the future.  The United States has fallen, and is divided into 12 districts, controlled by The Capital.  People in the Capital live high on the hog, so to speak, but as you get out into the districts, life gets harder and poorer.  In response to a rebel uprising, each district is required to send two tributes, age 12-18, to compete in The Hunger Games, a "Survivor" type show with only 1 survivor.  Our hero, Katniss Everdeen, finds herself competing along with her fellow district 12 competitor Peeta.

"The Hunger Games" made a very compelling movie, and stayed relatively true to the book.  I thought Jennifer Lawrence was a great choice for Katniss, and I liked Donald Sutherland as President Snow.  I had heard the camera work was shaky and hard to follow, but I didn't seem to have trouble with it at all.

"The Hunger Games" is a 4 star movie.  Lets see how Hollywood handles the next 2 movies.

"Man On A Ledge":  I was intrigued enough by the trailers to put this movie in my DVD queue.  This movie was on it's way to being really good, but somewhere along the line it took a detour and ended up at mediocre.

"Man on a Ledge" stars Sam Worthington as Nick Cassidy, a former cop, who is sent to prison for committing robbery.  When Cassidy escapes prison, he ends up on the ledge of a building.  This is where a suicide specialist (Elizabeth Banks) is brought in.  However, it quickly becomes obvious that Cassidy is not on the ledge for suicidal reasons...he definitely has something else in the works.

The parts of this movie where Cassidy is actually on the ledge are really well done, other than the fact that Sam Worthington keeps slipping in and out of his natural Australian accent.  However, when his plot is discovered, "Man On A Ledge" turns into just another action movie, and not a great one at that.

I'll go with 3 stars for "Man On A Ledge".

"Snow White and the Huntsman":  I'm not gonna spend a lot of time on this movie.  This was another airplane movie.  I knew it had gotten rotten reviews, and my friend Nick said it was terrible, but there wasn't much selection on the plane, so I decided to give it a whirl...what a waste of time.

This movie is a new telling of the traditional Snow White story.  Kristen Stewart plays Snow White, Charlize Theron is the wicked queen, and Chris Hemsworth is The Huntsmen. 

Here are the problems I had with this movie:
1)  The story is horribly weak.  Snow White never appears heroic or particularly inspiring, but at the end of the movie, all of the sudden she is supposed to be heroic and inspiring.  It just doesn't work.
2)  Kristen Stewart is terrible.  She spends most of the movie looking stoned.
3)  Charlize Theron way overacts...I mean almost Shatner overacting, but not in a good way.
4)  Chris Hemsworth is wasted.  He was so good in "Thor" and "The Avengers" and could have been good in this, but the movie was so bad, he never got a chance to be good.

I rate this one 2 stars, only because Ian McShane has a cameo appearance, and I still think Chris Hemsworth is pretty good, despite being set up for failure with this terrible script.

Things to Do Tonight Instead of Watching Election Coverage

I started this blog about 4 years ago, right before the McCain/Obama election.  I have no idea how tonight's election is going to turn out.  I suspect Obama will win, but who knows.  I don't plan to watch any of the election coverage.  Here are some things I may consider doing, instead of watching election coverage.

-Reorganizing my sock drawer
-Washing my hair (but I don't have that much left)
-Start working on my memoirs...I'm thinking the title is "Too Many Buffalo Wings, Not Enough Veggies"
-Finally getting started on that workout regimen
-Watching reruns of Super Bowl XXXII
-Figuring out how to incorporate the Hot Pocket into gourmet cuisine
-Reviewing online articles discussing the merits of Lawn Gnomes
-Watching a "Once Upon a Time" Marathon with my wife
-Learning to dance Gangnam Style
-Playing online poker for fake money

So, as you can see, I've got lots of options tonight.  I hope you have options as well.  If not, perhaps you will consider one of the endeavors I listed above.

Enjoy not watching election coverage!

Championship Dip

Today, we held our 2nd Annual Department Dip Day contest at work.  The rules were simple, anyone who wanted, could bring in a dip (sweet, savory, salsa, etc.) and the department would provide the dipping vessel (i.e. chips, pretzels, veggies, etc.).  Everyone would sample the varying dips, and then vote for their top 3.  A first place vote was worth 5 points, a 2nd place vote was worth 3 points and a third place vote was worth 1 point. 

We had 19 different dips entered in the contest.  Interestingly, not 1 salsa.  Anyway, my Buffalo Chicken Dip won first prize.  I get bragging rights, and the Henck Cup, named after the winner of our first dip day contest.

I'm pretty thrilled since this is the first time I've made this dip.  I found the recipe a couple of months ago, and decided on Monday that it would be my entrant into the contest.  I based the dip off this recipe from allrecipes.com, but I modified it to fit my tastes.  I should have taken a picture, but I failed.  However, if you like Buffalo Chicken Wings, you will really like this dip.

Here's the recipe:

Ingredients:
2 8 oz. packages of cream cheese, softened
1 cup Frank's Red Hot
2 cups cubed grilled chicken (dice it up very small)
3/4 cup Bleu Cheese Dressing
1/4 cup Bleu Cheese Crumbles
1 cup Mild Cheddar Cheese

Directions:
1 - Preheat the oven to 350 degrees.
2 - In a medium bowl, mix the cream cheese and Frank's Red Hot until well blended
3 - Add chicken, cheeses and dressing to the bowl and mix
4 - Pour mixture into a 9x13 baking dish and bake for 30 minutes
5 - Transfer to a crockpot to keep warm.  Serve with tortilla chips.

Homemade French Dip Sandwiches

I've gotten a lot of criticism from certain people about not blogging, so I thought I'd share a recipe tonight. 

We have our Catholicism study in about an hour, so we ate early tonight.  Since we were being sorta lazy this afternoon, I did a crock pot meal .  I made French Dip Sandwiches, which turned out to be super easy and super good.

Ingredients:
1 3-4 lb. Beef Roast
1 cup beef stock
1/4 cup soy sauce
Steak Seasoning (use whatever steak seasoning you prefer)
1 TBSP Minced Garlic
1 tsp dried thyme
1/2 tsp black pepper
1 bay leaf
Hoagie Rolls
Sliced Provolone Cheese

Directions:
1.  Prepare Roast by trimming off excess fat.  Liberally rub steak seasoning and minced garlic on the roast.
2.  Put beef stock, soy sauce, thyme, black pepper and bay leaf in a crock pot on low.  Add roast and cook on high for 2 hours, then on low for 2 hours.
3.  Slice roast beef thin and serve on hoagie rolls topped with provolone cheese.  For extra goodness, place the rolls (buttered) with cheese under the broiler until cheese is melted and roll is golden brown.
4.  Serve with the au jus left in the crock pot.

I love French Dips, and this was a really good one.  I can't wait to make this again!

Blue Top Ridge at Riverside

One of the great things about where I work is that I got today off as a company holiday in addition to yesterday.  So, what to do when your kids are in school and your family is going about their normal routine?  Well, I chose golf, and I decided to play Blue Top Ridge at Riverside, which is about an hour from my house. 

I was joined in this golfing adventure by 3 friends/coworkers, and we tee'd off at 9 am.  As has been the pattern all summer, it was really hot, so I was very glad for the cart that was included in the green fees.  Blue Top Ridge is a Rees Jones design and is extremely hilly, so walking would have been really silly.  To make the day a little more difficult, there was some kind of PGA Club Professional Tournament going on later in the day, so the pins were in some really tough locations.  I don't recall one pin being in the middle of the green.

Overall, I liked this golf course. I played from the $500 tees. Since the course is associated with Riverside Casino, all the tee boxes have dollar values assigned. The $500 tees were 6,989 yards, and had a course rating of 75.2 and a slope of 144. What that means is that the course is difficult!  There was a $1000 set of tees, but that set of was over 7,400 yards, and I don't need that kind of challenge. I was plenty challenged by the tees I chose.

If I had my way, I would like to see a couple of changes. I think the back nine should be the front nine and vice versa. Holes 1, 2, 4 and 5 are all blind tee shots, which is a really difficult way to start off a round of golf, especially when you don't know the course. After that, there aren't any blind tee shots until #13. If the nines were flipped, I think the course would be more fun, but it would also be easier, which maybe isn't what Rees Jones wanted. The other change I'd like to see is faster greens. I was expecting really fast greens, but they were just moderately faster than what I am used to from my club. Granted, it's been super hot this summer, so the grounds crew is probably leaving the greens a little longer to keep them alive.

I've got a few pictures to share.  The first picture is of #16, which is a 633 yard par 5.  I hammered a drive down the middle and still had around 330 yards left to the green.  I got virtually no roll off the tee shot, which surprised me because the tee shot was straight down hill.  After I thought about it a while, I think this was actually smart by the grounds crew because if the fairway was firm a lot of balls would run into the water hazard.  So this spot was obviously watered more than the rest of the course to keep it soft.  The 2nd shot is straight back up hill, and I proceeded to dork up the hole and make a 6.

The next picture is of the 14th hole, which is a short par 3.  There's a cool barn off to the right.  The hole itself wasn't overly memorable, but I thought the barn was cool.

My favorite hole on the course was #12.  It was a 540 yard par 5 that goes straight up hill.  I played it as Driver, 6 iron, 9 iron and made par.  It's a great hole, because it's a true 3 shot hole, but one that allows you to be as aggressive as you want on your 2nd shot.  I chose to lay back on my 2nd shot, but I could have tried to sneak a fairway wood in the narrow part of the fairway if I wanted.  I took this picture from the green looking back down the fairway.

Like I said above, I really liked the course, and I would play it again.  I thought the green fees were a little steep, and for the money, I'd rather play Finkbine in Iowa City then this course.  I think the next time I play Blue Top Ridge will be when the rates are cheaper, such as spring, fall or twilight golf.  I think the course is tough, but fair.  You do have to hit it straight, and wild shots are penalized.  I had two penalty strokes, and had to play out of 6 bunkers.  The course has good variety...I used every club in my bag, except my hybrid iron.

My score was an 83, which wasn't as good as I had hoped, but not too bad considering the difficulty of the course.  I had 10 pars, 6 bogey, a double bogey and a triple bogey (yuck!).  Not making a birdie was pretty disappointing.  I think it's a course where I could break 80 if I have an above average day driving the golf ball, but if I start hitting it crooked (which I can do), I could also shoot in the 90s pretty easily.  If I were to rate golf courses like I rate movies, I'd give Blue Top Ridge at Riverside a very solid 4 stars.

Not Too Exciting Movie Reviews

I have four more movies to review, and sadly, none of them were super good.  In fact, all were in the 2-3.5 star range.

"Safe House":  Anybody who knows me, knows that I believe it's not possible for Denzel Washington to make a bad movie.  I think he's one of the best actors in Hollywood, and I've really liked pretty much every movies he's made that I've seen.  Apparently, my hypothesis was wrong.  All you have to do is add Ryan Reynolds and he immediately sucks the life out of the Denzel movie.

"Safe House" is really about Reynolds' character.  He plays a relatively inexperienced CIA agent, Matt Weston, who is in charge of a safe house in South Africa.  When Tobin Frost (Denzel Washington) walks into Weston's safe house as a prisoner, Weston's life changes forever, and he is faced with challenges he never expected.

My biggest problem with this movie is the way Ryan Reynolds plays a CIA agent.  He spends the entire movie looking horrified or about on the verge of tears because of what is happening to his character.   My thinking is, "Dude, you're a CIA agent...man up!"  Denzel does a nice job, as always, but he cannot overcome Reynolds' ineptitude.  This is a 2 star movie at best.

"Mission Impossible:  Ghost Protocol":  I've never been a big fan of the "Mission Impossible" series, but the trailers for "Ghost Protocol" looked cool enough that I decided to give it a shot. 

Tom Cruise is back as Ethan Hunt.  Hunt has been in a Russian prison for an unspecified amount of time.  Early on, he is broken out by 2 other IMF agents, and put on a super-secret mission by the IMF secretary.  In fact, this mission is off the books, so they have to invoke "Ghost Protocol", meaning the agents are on their own and are the only thing standing between the world and nuclear war. 

Lots of cool action here, but not much of a plot.  Basically, it's Tom Cruise running around, fighting and shooting things...oh and scaling the side of the tallest building in the world.  Jeremy Renner is added to the "Mission Impossible" team, and he's excellent...is anyone surprised?  After all, he played a character in "Avengers" that was from Iowa.  Just the association with Iowa helps. 

Overall, the cool action manages to elevate this movie to a 3 star movie.  I can't see giving it any higher than this, but it's worth a watch if you are in the mood for mindless action.

"I Am Number Four":  I really liked the book, "I Am Number Four".  After resisting for quite a long time, I watched the movie after hearing from others that it was actually a pretty good movie.  Well, it's not a terrible movie, but I wouldn't classify it as pretty good.

The premise of the movie is much the same as the premise of the book.  Nine aliens and their guardians from Lorien are on earth.  The evil Mogadorians, who destroyed Lorien, are hunting the nine because the nine possess special powers that are a threat to the Mogadorians.  Each of the nine are assigned a number, and a special charm requires that the Mogadorians kill them in order.  As the movie begins, Number Four is with friends as number three is killed.  A scar is burned into Number Four's leg indicating the death of number three, and meaning the Mogadorians will be coming for him next.  So he and his guardian, Henri, flee and end up in Paradise, Ohio where Number Four takes the name John Smith and begins a new life.  But, he quickly gets too involved, his secret gets exposed, and a battle with the Mogadorians ensues.

"I Am Number Four" is a three star movie.  I thought the cast was actually chosen pretty well, though I always pictured John's friend Sam as more nerdy than he was portrayed in the movie.  Plus, it's always tough when you are getting 20 somethings to play high school sophomores and juniors.  Overall though, it was a nice job of casting, especially Timothy Olyphant as Henri.  But in the end, the movie doesn't quite do the book justice, hence my 3 star rating.

"John Carter":  This is the best movie over the four I'm rating, and I'll put this one at 3.5 stars.  My wife actually liked it more than I did, which is rare.  She says that she like it "a lot".  I know Nuke also really liked this movie.  Maybe that set my expectations too high.

"John Carter" is based on Edgar Rice Burroughs "Barsoom Series".  Starting out in 1868, John Carter (Taylor Kitsch) is in a cave on earth where he has just found gold.  After fighting with and killing an alien, John Carter wakes up to find himself on Mars, which is in the midst of a Civil War.  Due to the different gravity, Carter has the ability to leap extreme distances and possesses great strength.  After some struggle with the aliens who initially find him, Carter comes to the aid of Princess Dejah Thoris in the Civil War.  But how much difference can one "earth man" make in the struggle?  And what of the mysterious Thern (sp?)?

I liked "John Carter" well enough.  It's not fantastically acted, but it's not bad either.  I think where it fell short of 4 stars for me is that it just never quite reached the epic status that I think it was trying to reach.  I am interested enough, based on the movie, to read the Edgar Rice Burroughs series, or at least add it to my list to read. 

So my basic review is "John Carter" is a good movie that falls a bit short of really good, and well short of great.

Audio Book Reviews

We've been doing a lot of travelling lately, and when we travel, we listed to audio books.  Here are four books we've listened to lately...obviously these are all kid appropriate:

"Happenstance Found":  We listened to this one on our way to Aberdeen, SD for a family event.  I was really excited, and since this book is the first in a series, I thought maybe I'd have my next great series to read.  Instead, "Happenstance Found" was slow to develop and really didn't leave me wanting to read more of the Books of Umber series.

P.W. Catanese has a really neat idea here.  Happenstance is a boy, we don't know exactly how old, found in a buried city by Lord Umber and his band.  Happenstance is different in that he has bright green eyes, can see in the dark, and seems to possess a few other abilities.  As they return to Lord Umber's home, we learn that something is following them, and it's not good.  The rest of the tale takes place in and around Lord Umber's home, and we learn a little more about Happenstance, where he came from, and we find out more about Lord Umber. 

A neat premise, but it just didn't move fast enough for me.  I don't plan to read any more books in this series.

"Peter and the Starcatchers":  This is the story that we listened to on the way home from Aberdeen, SD.  This was a really good story by Dave Barry and Ridley Pearson.  What Barry and Pearson have done is kick off a series that tells us all the origin of Peter Pan.

Peter and 4 other orphans are being sent away from their orphanage for unknown reasons.  They are told by their caretaker to board a ship called The Neverland, but they don't know why.  On the ship, the boys are treated very poorly, and as the leader of the group, Peter takes to stealing food to make sure the boys have enough to eat.  It's on these food missions that Peter comes to know Molly, and they embark on an adventure to secure a chest of "star stuff" (the little bits of a star that falls to the earth and grants powers to the user), and keep this chest from falling into the hands of the Evil Black Stash.  Along the way, we find out how Peter gains the ability to fly, how he doesn't grow old, and how he and the lost boys end up on that island.  Oh, and we meet Captain Hook for the first time.

I really liked this story!  I'm hoping to read others in the series soon.  There's humor and plenty of action, and it's all offset with a story of friendship and loss.  Just a really good book.

"Holes":  I had seen the movie based on this Louis Sachar book, but David really wanted to listen to this one on our trip to Kansas City so we gave it a go.  With only 4 discs, it was a quick listen and one that David and I enjoyed.

Stanley Yelnants is an unlucky kid.  After being accused and convicted of a crime he didn't commit, Stanley is sent to Camp Green Lake.  Upon arrival he first discovers there's no lake, then he meets Mr. Sir, who informs him that he is to dig 1 hole, every day.  The hole must be as deep and as wide as his shovel, which happens to be 5 feet.  As an overweight kid, this is arduous work for Stanley.  Almost as difficult is finding his place with his bunk mates.  Over time, Stanley gets better at digging holes, and befriends Zero.  When Zero runs away, Stanley goes after him, but with no water or food, how long will the boys survive, and will they break the curse that has haunted Stanley's family for over a hundred years.

"Holes" the book, is very similar to "Holes" the movie.  There's a bit more on the back story of Green Lake and it's inhabitants, as well as the back story on the Warden.  But, if you've seen the movie, you pretty much know the book.  Still, if you liked to movie, I think listening to or reading the book would be worth your time.

"The Graveyard Book":  I don't use this term often, but this Neil Gaiman book is great, not good...great!  I suspect it was even better because we listened to the audio book, read by Gaiman himself.  Such an interesting and compelling story, I couldn't wait to hear what came next.

At the beginning of the story, we happen upon The Man Jack as he's in the process of murdering a family (trust me it's ok for an 11 year old kid).  But, he fails in his task as the youngest boy, a toddler, somehow wanders off before The Man Jack can complete the job.  They young boy wanders up to a nearby graveyard, where it's ghostly inhabitants give the young boy the freedom of the graveyard and decide to raise him as their own.  They name him Nobody Owens (after the Owens family who takes him in), and the mysterious Silas agrees to be his guardian.  But how can a live boy grow up in a place of the dead?  And what will happen if he ever leaves the graveyard with The Man Jack still out there, ready to finish the job?

I loved this story.  It's so interesting to meet the various inhabitants of the graveyard, some dating back even farther than Roman times, and it's interesting to see the influence they have on young Bod (Nobody gets shortened to Bod).  Bod's forays into the living world make for some excitement, and the secondary story about Silas keeps mystery going all throughout the book.  I highly recommend giving this one a read, or even better, a listen.