The Return of Tebowmania

With the Broncos unexpected playoff victory over the Pittsburgh Steelers this weekend on the strength of Tim Tebow's left arm, Tebowmania has officially returned.  Yes, Superman has gotten his Tim Tebow pajamas back out of the drawer after not wearing them during the Broncos recent 3 game losing streak when Tebow didn't play well.

Even Nuke, who doesn't follow sports, talked to me about Tebow today.  Though it was around the fact that the deeply religious Tebow threw for 316 yards on 10 completions for a 31.6 yards per completion average.  The crazies out there, and even some sane people are pointing out that John 3:16 is one of the most quoted Bible verses and the verse that Tebow used to write on his eye black in college.

Anyway, with the return of Tebowmania, I thought I'd share a few of my favorite Tebow one-liners.  Some of these are the same as the Chuck Norris one-liners, just using Tebow's name instead, but it's still fun. 

Santa Claus used to wonder if Tim Tebow was real.

People with Amnesia still remember Tim Tebow.

Referees created instant replay so they could admire Tim Tebow more than once.

When Batman is in trouble, he turns on the Tim Tebow signal.

Michael Jordan buys Tim Tebow's shoes.

McDonald's brought the McRib back at Tim Tebow's request.

Tim Tebow and Chuck Norris once had a talk.  Chuck Norris walked away a better man.

Friends don't let Friends hate Tim Tebow.

Lord Voldemort tried and failed to kill Harry Potter.  He didn't even attempt to mess with Tim Tebow.

Chuck Norris wears a Tim Tebow jersey.

and possibly my favorite...

The NFL is not challenging enough.  That's why Tim Tebow waits until the 4th quarter to start playing.

I have really enjoyed this season by the Broncos, and I think it's really fun to have Tim Tebow as my favorite team's starting quarterback.  I am looking forward to next weekend's showdown with the hated Patriots.  Nobody is giving the Broncos a chance, but I have a good feeling about this game...I think they have a shot.  We'll know by Saturday at 11:00 pm.