President Obama's To Do List

I have recently come to possess a copy of an essay written by a young Barack Obama .  I thought I'd share it here.  It's written in the form of a problem statement, followed by his solution:

What I would do if I were President, by Barry Obama:

Problem:  The First Amendment.  It reads:

"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances."

Solution:  Destroy religious freedom by passing a health care law that forces Christians to go against their very core beliefs.  To discourage religion, belittle those who openly practice religion.  Use the term "bitter clingers" to describe these folks. 

Problem:  The Second Amendment.  It reads:

"A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed."

Solution:  Take advantage of a national tragedy to force gun control legislation and executive orders down the throats of law abiding Americans, while ignoring any other possible reasons for the tragedy. 

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Ok, you get the idea.  It goes on and on to talk about growing the powers of the Executive Branch through the appointment of Czars and the unprecedented use of Executive Orders.  It talks about gaining control of the courts by appointing liberal, idealist judges that are willing to ignore the law and just make it up as they go along.  There's a particularly long and boring part of taxing the crap out of "the rich" to ensure "fairness".  He also talks about borrowing unprecedented sums of money to fund programs that will make "his subjects totally dependent on his regime" (his words, not mine).

His teacher gave him an F and recommended he see the school counselor to address his "issues".  I wonder if he ever talked to that school counselor???